is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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