Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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