that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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