You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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