How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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