Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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