We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just had sex bonerless
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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