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she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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