And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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