I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize