the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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