I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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