I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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