a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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