HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
be right there i have to get my cape
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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