SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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