are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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