ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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