i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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