Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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