Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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