If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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