I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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