and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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