He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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