I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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