Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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