So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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