And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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