Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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