ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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