im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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