Walk of Shame. In a state park.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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