okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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