he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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