apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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