Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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