yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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