i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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