i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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