friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
i think im in europe. pls send help
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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