i think i have herpe
just one?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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