Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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