Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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