I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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