Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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