Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Green mimosas i think yes
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
