Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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