i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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