no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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