she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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