I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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